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Midwest Mermaid Muse products take a dual approach to wellness and beauty, both inside and out. Most of Kathleen’s skincare and culinary products (made in small batches) contain seaweed and/or healing medicinal mushrooms which have been in use since ancient times for their nutritional benefits.


To order, read more about the product, review its ingredients, click on the link with each product. You can add your purchase to the shopping cart at that point. Enter any promo code at check-out when prompted.

New Products

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Rose Petal/Vitamin E Masque & Scrub
Our new masque/scrub will leave your skin feeling oh so soft and smooth. Especially lovely for your feet and legs — just stir contents, apply to damp skin, massage slowly, rinse, then pat dry. Ingredients include all certified organic, naturally-derived salt, sugar, rose petals, tacos, hibiscus, coconut, baking soda, dry mustard, lavender and blue spirulina.

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$5.00 per 4-ounce packet

Mermaid Herbal Chai Tea

  • Have high anti-oxidant and anti-bacterial properties
  • Be great for the skin
  • Address high blood pressure, protect the liver, improve kidney function
  • Be cancer fighting
  • Be high in Vitamin C
  • Aid in cholesterol/reduces LDL
  • Boost metabolism and mood/helps with weight management
  • Provide a gentle diuretic and helps flush toxins
  • Plus many more benefits good for your health

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1 Ounce Packet ($2.00)
Tea is loose-leaf and one packet makes one large mug of tea. Buy 4 Packets get the 5th one free! (Enter Discount Code CHAI at check-out).

Culinary Products

One Packet – $5.25

Clovelly Tea
Also inspired by the seaside Clovelly Village in Great Britain, our new tea is delightful to drink but is also good for you with ingredients known to help thyroid problems, achy joints, digestive problems and a few other conditions. Packed with antioxidants, sip it hot or make an iced tea for a refreshing cool drink. Contains Bladderwrack (a brown algae/seaweed), Red Algae, Hibiscus, Vital Reds (Polyphenols), Irish Moss, Cacao Tea, Dried Pineapple, Amalaki Fruit, Bibhitaki Fruit and Haritaki Fruit.

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One large sachet Packet
(Makes 2 or more mugs of tea).

Land & SEAsoning
An all-purpose seasoning packed with nutrients, that can be used on your favorite salads, vegetables, meats or seafood. Our Land & SEAsoning won’t have you leaping buildings in a single bound, however, it has so many benefits that will excite you.

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1 Ounce
2 Ounces
4 Ounces
Shaker (4 Ounces)
Shaker Combo (4 Ounce Shaker + 2 Ounce Pack)

$.35 or 3 for $1.00

Nori Flakes (1 Ounce Packet)
Seaweed Shy? Give it a Try!
With our 1 Ounce packet of Nori flakes. Being low in calories and sporting endless health benefits, there are many ways to use seaweed in your diet. Nori flakes are one of the easiest ways to cook with and eat seaweed. Nori, similar to most seaweeds, has a high mineral content. Nori is also rich in carotenes, vitamin B12 and vitamin C. It is also an excellent source of protein. Nori flakes are a perfect addition to noodles, pasta, rice, sprinkled on salads, added to a vinaigrette or other dressing or sauce, used in soups and more. Just $.35 per packet, or 3 for $1.00

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Nori Flakes 1 Ounce Packet

Mermaid Munchies Savory Trailmix
Our special version of trailmix is made with seasonal ingredients and will vary according to the time of the year. It is a mix of sweet and savory and is created according to mermaid whim and request.

Order Now: Send us an email if you’re interested in our current version — we’ll send you back the ingredients, sizes available and pricing.

Sea Shroom Beverage Booster
Add a little “Super Power” to virtually any of your favorite beverages. Approximately 4 servings to the 1/2 ounce packet, 8 servings to the 1 ounce packet. Add about a 1/4 teaspoon to your coffee, etc.. Also comes in a Cacao flavor.

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Beverage Booster Regular (1/2 Ounce)
Beverage Booster w/Cacao (1/2 Ounce)
Beverage Booster Regular (1 Ounce)
Beverage Booster w/Cacao (1 Ounce)

Topical/Skincare Products

Clovelly Spray
Old world potions for modern day toxins…inspired by the Midwest Mermaid Muse’s travels to Clovelly in North Devon, England, a charming and historic fishing/seaweed village. Our spray will help de-stress while you sleep – spray on pillow, in the air and on your skin for healing and restoration. Contains witch hazel, distilled water, seaweeds, hibiscus and essential oils.

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2 Ounces (Regularly $10, Introductory Special of 25% Off)
4 Ounces (Regularly $20, Introductory Special of 25% Off)

Detox Bath Soak
A soak that is perfect for hydrating the skin, helps reduce the appearance of wrinkles, exfoliates, works wonders for rashes and skin irritations. Perfect for using before pedicures.

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Detox Soak, Five 2 Ounce Packets
Detox Soak, One 2 Ounce Packet

Healing Hand Sand
Treat your skin to a little luxury. Exfoliate, polish, and smooth your skin.   Full of detoxifying and hydrating properties. This product is extremely concentrated and very little is needed to achieve great results.

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2 Ounces
6 Ounces

1 Kit – $25.00

Pedicure/Manicure Kit
Includes enough of our Detox Soak and Healing Hand Sand for one pedicure and two manicures. You won’t believe how soft and smooth your hands and feet/legs will feel after using these products. Also included is a 7-sided nail buffer, cuticle remover, and a loofah glove.

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